Christmas edition of FAMILY FEUD game show
(Play CD loud…)
RYAN -- (enters) “It's time to play Family Feud!” (APPLAUSE sign)
“And now here's the host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!!!”
(APPLAUSE sign)
(CD down low….)
JOEY – “Thank you. Thank you. Welcome to our special Christmas edition of The Family Feud, sponsored by our friends down at Wally World retail stores, who’s slogan is, ‘Buy our stuff and you’ll have something.’ Be sure to go on down to Wally’s world after the show and buy some stuff!
Well, now, let's welcome our first team of competitors, shall we? From way up in the frigid North Pole, please welcome the fictitious Christmas characters!”
(Play CD louder….)
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
(Santa’s group ENTERS)
(CD down low…)
JOEY – “I think everybody knows who Santa Clause is. Santa, introduce us to your team of fictitious characters.”
COLBY – “Ho, ho, ho. This is my wife, Mrs. Santa.”
KAYCEE – “Hello.”
COLBY – “These are my little elves from my toy factory at the North Pole.”
WHITNEY & SHARITA – “Hello”
COLBY – “This is my favorite reindeer, RUDOLPH”
TENISHA – “Hello.”
COLBY – “And this is my good friend, Frosty the Snowman.”
SARAH – “Hello.”
JOEY – “And now let's meet our team of non-fictitious Christmas characters. From the land of Israel, please welcome our team of Biblical Christmas characters.”
(Play CD louder…)
RYAN – (APPLAUSE sign)
(Joseph’s group enters.)
(CD down …)
JOEY – “Joseph, you are a carpenter by trade and a direct descendant of King David are you not?”
MATT – “Yes, sir, I am.”
JOEY – “Why don't you introduce our audience to the rest of your team?”
MATT – “This is my lovely wife Mary.”
SUMMER -- (rubbing tummy) “Hello.”
MATT – “She's expecting our first baby.”
JOEY – “So we see.” (Pats her tummy)
MATT – “This is a shepherd who will come to visit our baby.”
BRANDON – “Hello.”
MATT – “And these are the wise men from the east, who also will come to visit our new baby.”
RYAN, ADAM – “Hello ♫ Hello ♫ Hello ♫”
(CD Playing more loudly…)
JOEY – “Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a warm round of applause to both of our Christmas teams!”
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “And now please welcome our lovely assistant,
with the answers to our question.”
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
DENINE (enters carrying board with answers.)
(CD player OFF…)
JOEY – “Joseph and Santa, as team captains, you go first.” (They meet in middle)
(Play CD for 2 seconds and back off)
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “Okay, let's get started. One hundred people surveyed. Top four answers on the board. Here's the question: ‘What do you think about when you think about Christmas’?”
(Joseph slaps button, then Santa)
DJ: “BUZZ!!!”
JOEY – “Joseph?”
MATT – “The messiah, the son of the living God?”
JOEY – “If it’s there your team starts our game….. “The Messiah?”
DJ: “ENNGH!!!”
JOEY – “Sorry, Joseph, that’s not one of our four most popular answers. Santa?”
COLBY – “Santa Clause!”
JOEY – “How about…”Santa Claus?”
DJ: “Ding Ding!”
DENINE -- (uncovers answer)
JOEY – “That's correct!!”
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “Alright, that means that the fictitious Christmas
characters win the right to guess the remaining three answers.
Let me repeat the question. What do you think about when you think
about Christmas? Mrs Santa?”
KAYCEE – “Stockings all hung by the chimney with care?”
JOEY – “Let's see… Stockings?”
DENINE -- (uncovers answer)
RYAN – (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “Congratulations team Santa. You now have two of the four most
popular answers. So elves, it's your turn. What do you two think about
when you think about Christmas?”
ELVES – “Toys for the kiddies?”
JOEY – “Let's see if it’s there…. Toys?”
DENINE -- (uncovers answer)
RYAN – (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “Congratulations team Santa, you now have three of the four most
common answers. And now, Rudolph and Frosty, for the fourth answer and to win the game: What do you think about when you think about
Christmas?”
TENISHA & SARAH – “A slay and eight tiny reindeer.”
JOEY – “Alright you two, if the final answer is ‘The SLAY,’ your
team wins. If not, the Biblical team gets a opportunity to steal
the game. Let's see…. Is it SLAY?”
DJ: “ENNGH!!!”
(Biblical team claps gleefully) (Santa team go into huddle)
JOEY – “OK Biblical team, if you guys can come up with the correct
answer, your team can win the game. Now, let me repeat the question.
‘What do you think about when you think about Christmas?’”
SUMMER -- “It has to be the Baby Jesus.”
BRANDON – “No, I think it has to be the fulfillment of
prophecy.”
ADAM & BLAKE – “No, it has to be THE STARS!”
MATT – “Well, I think it could be ‘God becomes a man.’”
JOEY – “OK Biblical team, let's have your answer.”
MATT – “Well, I think Mary had the best answer. Christmas is all about
the baby Jesus. I think we’ll go with that….The Baby Jesus!”
MATTS TEAM -- (agree and nod yes)
JOEY – “Alright, if ‘Baby Jesus’ is on the board, you win the
grand prize. If not, our fictitious team gets another try. Let's
see if it’s there…….. Baby Jesus?”
DJ: “ENNGH!!!”
JOEY – “Ohhh, I’m Sorry, that’s the wrong answer! Lets go Back to our fictitious Team Santa. What do you think about when you think about Christmas?”
(Santa and team come out of huddle)
SANTA – “We think the answer is SHOPPING!”
HOST – “Is that your final answer? Oh, I’m sorry, that’s another show! Anyway, lets see if your answer is on our board….Is it….SHOPPING?”
DJ: “Ding Ding Ding Ding!”)
DENINE -- (uncovers "SHOPPING" answer)
(CD Music Playing!....)
RYAN -- (APPLAUSE sign)
JOEY – “Team Santa and the fictitious characters win!
SUMMER -- (grabs tummy, screams) “Aaaah! Jesus is coming!”
(all contestants exit)
JOEY – “Well, That's all the time we have for this special Christmas
edition of Family Feud. So I’ll leave you with this question:
What do you think about when YOU think about Christmas?”
JOEY, RYAN, DJ, DENINE -- (exiting) “Bye bye!”
(Music plays loudly until all are gone….)
The End!